last updated 6/28/00
Those of you who have been to our shows know that we always stick a quote
on the back page of our programs...here are some more samplings of things
cast members have said, taken horribly, horribly out of context. Names
have been removed to protect the guilty.
"It's like..<pause> ass."
"Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, lesbians!"
"Hanalena broke my penis!"
"C'mon, smell down my shirt."
"I'm too lazy to turn, so I'm just going to stare at you."
"That, and people will think we're lesbian lovers again."
"Try not to miss any cues because you're making out."
"If you want to see me roll around on the floor and scream, all you have
to do is poke me."
"Where's my ass?...oh, wait, there it is."
"I don't understand why they put those big scary ugly monster things
on the can."
"You mean like Samuel L. Jackson?"
"But in my brain: penis."
"Lila, are you peeing? I want it when you're done."
"It's not just that it's my penis -- I like to play with it."
"Come on, you take the penis, I'll take the umbrella; it'll be
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